Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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