If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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