I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Is it penis luge time yet?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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