Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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