JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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