So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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