I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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