I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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