listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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