It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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