I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I just found puke in my bra..
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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