Taylor Swift is so right about you.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
pop tarts are not kleenex
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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