Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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