Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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