What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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