If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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