Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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