Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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