I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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