let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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