i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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