I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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