If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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