BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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