Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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