Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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