so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
well you can't waste a boner
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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