So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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