so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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