Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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