I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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