i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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