If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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