Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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