is your mom at the bar?
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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