Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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