i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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