Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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