Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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