I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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