It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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