I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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