Don't you send me to vm
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She's like a pop up book from hell.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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