No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Houston, we have a blender
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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