And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Randomize
