I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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