I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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