How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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