my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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