I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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