I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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