A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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