So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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