Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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