Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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