soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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